May 2013
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
psyducked:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
brendonurieshat:
iamthejarvis:
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:
ltsnoisyupthere:
cuddlingcumberbatch:
cannibalisticbumblebees:
BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS? OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????
In canada we call them memory sticks
Why would you call them USB drives?
Wait, do other countries not call them that?!
We call them USB drive...
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
fueledby-fuentes:
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now and sometimes you meet someone who can make the sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite books over and over while you forget that dinners on...
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
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breadboxes:
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT i love u
It's been done. Yahoo! announces $1.1 billion deal...
ryannxp:
Yahoo: “Per the agreement and our promise not to screw it up, Tumblr will be independently operated as a separate business.”
—@cnbc
I think it’s funny how they had to announce that small clarification.
peoplefkingsuck:
bitchytbh:
bitchytbh:
bitchytbh:
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she...
internetmessiah:
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
oh…
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
